the upside is, things can only go up from now eh...

1 = No. of pukes
nth = No. of nausea attacks
nth = No. of times of bloatedness, congestion and faint burps
2 = No. of doctors seen
60 = No. of bucks flushed down toilet

8 = No. of crap trips to toilet on Vesak Day alone
3 = No. of crap trips from 3.00-6.30am today
20ish = No. of trips from pre-V till today
2 = No. of toilet rolls used average daily personally

4 = No. of meals taken from pre-V till today
1.5 = No. of kilos in weight lost
2 = No. of litres in water lost

50 = No. of hours spent sleeping
4 = No. of hours spent staring at ceiling today from too much sleeping
7 = No. of bed bug bites while staring at ceiling

1 = No. of times snapped
0 = No. of times of happy thoughts
100 = No. of times cursing first doctor and contemplating suing the bugger

1 = No. of books read
1 = No. of books started
6 = No. of DVDs watched
0 = No. of movies intended to watch

2 = No. of days for MC granted today
nth = Amt. of work piling during MC

1 = No. of thoughts of couldn't-be-botheredness on above

Intestinal infection is SUUUUUCCCHHH a fucking bitch...